Have you ever been stalking a deer, only to have it suddenly spooked by the blinding glare of a page from the Book Of Deuteronomy? Well, worry no more, as a camouflage Bible geared to outdoorsmen is in the works at Thomas Nelson Publishers. Now you can be at peace with God and kill His creatures at the same time!
Cruise Missile Vacuum Cleaner
South Korean researchers, tired of the inaccuracy of robot vacuum cleaners, developed a solution: they installed a cruise missile guidance system into the vacuum cleaner, allowing it to measure its position with optical and infrared sensors that compare images with those in its memory. I guess the dust bunny warhead is optional…
Whiplash The Rodeo Monkey
In today’s surreal news, “Whiplash the rodeo monkey earned his spurs this week at a stock show in Fort Worth, Tx., according to a Local 6 News report.” (with video!)
I win!
Through sustained editorial pressure I we have forced the CEO of the RIAA to announce her resignation.
’80s Commercials!
Visit X-Entertainment and download fifty ‘80s commercials! There are a bunch of classics here; stop reading this and go there now!
Shaq Sucks
I’ve said that for a while now, but last night’s game was yet another strike against him. Last night’s Lakers 108-104 loss to the Rockets in overtime was primarily due to a flagrant foul called on Shaq. And what was Shaq’s contrite response? “A whole bunch of people who paid a lot of money had to see a game that was decided by someone who doesn’t make a lot of money. That’s unfortunate.” I guess to him it’s always been all about the Benjaminz, cuz he ain’t got no skillz…
The RIAA wants you!
Do you trade music through filesharing online? If so the RIAA now has a new legal precedent to bring charges against you. As another sign that 1984 is approaching, a judge in Washington has ruled that Verizon Internet must divulge the account name of a subscriber who used their backbone to download songs using Kazaa. The RIAA and the Republican controlled government are teaming up to put an end to the notions of public domain and fair use. The recent decisions in the Supreme Court and this right-field interpretation on the 1998 Digital Millennium Copyright Act put control of innovation, adaptation, and individual rights squarely in the hands of a few needy… I mean greedy corporations.
Al Hirschfeld Passes On
Famed caricaturist Al Hirschfeld died yesterday at the age of 99. His “graceful, fluid caricatures captured the essence of performers from Charlie Chaplin to Jerry Seinfeld,” and often included hidden tributes to his daughter Nina with the letters “NINA” inserted into the artwork as hair, folds in clothes, or other details. Check out this great gallery of his work and mourn the loss of this icon. |
Mmm…Less Unpleasant Armpits.
CNN reports on a study linking botox shots to less smelly armpits. The combination of this with caffeinated soap might revolutionize Geek Hygiene!
Matt LeBlanc In A Friends Spinoff?
Now that the upcoming 10th season seems to be definitely the last one for Friends, CNN reports that a spinoff series starring Matt LeBlanc and possibly other cast members is in the works. This isn’t unexpected, although almost certainly disastrous. Although he did carry the Fox spinoff series Top Of The Heap. Ooh, low blow, sorry about that.