To the continued dismay of Cubs fans everywhere, the Marlins won the NLCS 9-6 in game seven last night. The Cubs lost three straight games to the Marlins, dashing hopes for their first World Series berth since 1945 and further perpetuating the idea of a curse afflicting the team. I imagine Steve Bartman is looking to get into the Witness Protection Program right about now, even if he never meant for any of this to happen…