The Borowitz Report once again breaks the story:
Given a Republican president with plummeting approval ratings and a Republican congressional leadership that is being investigated, indicted, and in at least one case fingerprinted, Democratic party leaders said today that they are “actively seeking” ways to squander their historic opportunity.
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“People look at the mess the Republicans find themselves in and ask, ‘How could the Democrats possibly screw this up?’” [Democratic National Committee chairman Howard] Dean said. “I am here to say, don’t worry, we will find a way.”
Not funny. ;-P
