The Onion once again makes my day with its article Long-Awaited Beer With Bush Really Awkward, Voter Reports:
“We were sitting there watching the game, and some cheerleaders were up there waving their pompoms,” Reinard said. “Then George mentioned that he used to be a cheerleader at Yale. I didn’t know what to say to that one, so I just drank the rest of my beer real fast.”
Too funny…