BBspot’s list Top 11 Signs You’re at a Geek’s House for Thanksgiving is pretty funny:
- Dark meat is separated from white meat using a light probe.
- Everyone mentions broadband, Linux or dual-core processors in their “I am thankful for…” speech.
- A round of Counter-Strike: Source determines who gets to carve the turkey.
- House decorated with plush microbes to celebrate the pilgrims bringing diseases to the new world.
- Someone constantly keeps saying “The pilgrims had coffee, didn’t they?”
- Plates have a heatsink attached to them so you don’t burn your mouth.
- The cranberries are caffeinated.
- Whipped cream for the pumpkin pie made with Dremel.
- Three words: Lego gravy boat.
- Pilgrim decorations have red hats instead of black ones.
- The turkey is given the opportunity for a saving throw before being butchered.
