Herbert F. Kornfeld, Accountz Reeceevin’ supervisa extraordinaire, has apparently died at the age of 34:
“We believe the victim was assaulted after hours Friday by an unknown individual or individuals,” a Columbia County sheriff’s department spokesman said. “Though autopsy results are still pending, we believe the victim suffered fatal head trauma after his face was immobilized against the glass of a photocopier and repeatedly struck with the machine’s cover.”
The MetaFilter thread has some nice thoughts. Peace out, brutha. ;-(
