First Lady Laura Bush reveals that W “is a great leader and a husband, but I bet you didn’t know he is also quite the poet. Upon returning home last night from my long trip I found a lovely poem waiting there for me.” Here it is:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I’ve missed you.Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed
By that charming French guy.The dogs and the cats
They missed you too
Barney’s still mad you dropped him
He ate your shoe.The distance, my dear
Has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure
Just land on a carrier.
I wish I was making this up, but even I couldn’t come up with something like this. Now maybe a gifted five-year old could, but that’s another story altogether… :-p
