A couple of years ago you could leave feedback for any person on ebay, regardless of whether any transaction had taken place. Well, this obviously had enormous potential for abuse, and these days feedback has to refer to a specific auction number. That makes these hilarious eBay feedback comments left by andy46477 in 1999 all the more funny (and quite surreal). Definitely give it a look; here are some of my favorites:
Corn on the cob is nice, because the cob never shouts GET ME BEER, WOMAN!
Quack, Quack. I’m a duck. Shoot me.
Say hello to Barbara for me. I’ve been watching her at night.
I was once told that HOTDOGS are the foods of CHAMPIONS. Then I tripped and fell.
Thank you so much for the lovely deli-style pickle. Very juicy and crisp.
My pet alligator is eating the crap you sold me. I hope you both encrustulate.
Uncle Gravy once ate me.
When life gives you a lemon, put it on eBay and I will bid on it.
Sun goes up, pants go up. Sun goes down, pants go down.
