Last week I mentioned the backlash towards France’s unwillingness to back any resolution authorizing force against Iraq, resulting in the lame renaming of French Fries to “Freedom Fries” at restaurants around the nation. Well, the French have retaliated in this food fight, starting a website selling pretzels “for seven euros ($7.56) each, with one euro going to a children’s charity…before being sent to the White House in a historic mass action.” Although my natural tendency is to ridicule the French because they usually deserve it for one reason or another, I definitely give them credit for making fun of W in such a clever fashion. Now stop being such assholes!