The German counterpart to the CIA is marketing their own branded merchandise. Items for sale include t-shirts, calendars, pens, jackets, and more. Gifts for him include underwear labelled “Verschlusssache” (Classified,) “Streng Geheim” (Top Secret), or “Amtlich Geheim Gehalten” (Confidential). Unfortunately, it looks like Mrs. Santa Claus will have to travel to Berlin for this shopping spree, and the store won’t be open until next year.
