Back In My Day…

We knew our geography, dammit! I find results from a recent National Geographic survey very disturbing:

The society survey found that only about one in seven – 13 percent – of Americans between the age of 18 and 24, the prime age for military warriors, could find Iraq. The score was the same for Iran, an Iraqi neighbor.

Although the majority, 58 percent, of the young Americans surveyed knew that the Taliban and al Qaeda were based in Afghanistan, only 17 percent could find that country on a world map…

The survey asked 56 geographic and current events questions of young people in nine countries and scored the results with traditional grades. The surveyed Americans got a “D,” with an average of 23 correct answers…

Thirty-four percent of the young Americans knew that the island used on last season’s “Survivor” show was located in the South Pacific, but only 30 percent could locate the state of New Jersey on a map.

Something has to change, because as John Fahey, president of the National Geographic Society points out, “If our young people can’t find places on a map and lack awareness of current events, how can they understand the world’s cultural, economic and natural resource issues that confront us?” That and we’re just looking pretty stupid here…

What Would Jesus Drive?

Jesus drives a Buick LeSabre?The National Council of Churches and the Coalition on the Environment and Jewish Life are teaming up to convince us that Jesus would certainly not drive an SUV, so neither should you. Well, it turns out they are right. Jesus, in fact, drives a Buick LeSabre. I know this because I stayed at the same Holiday Inn Express as Him once in Virginia, where I took a picture of His car. You might think it would be pretty cool to share a hotel with Jesus. Honestly though, the steady stream of monks singing Gregorian Chant in the hallways at all hours got to be pretty tiresome.