Here’s mine:
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way!” Well, you’re really really lazy. You manage to get by, but you never put any effort into anything you do. You most likely enjoy watching TV, sleeping, eating, and doing stuff of the sort. Get active. You’re a fat, lazy idiot.
OK, that’s not exactly right, as there was no mention of beer, but not too far off either. 
Which Advice Quote said by Homer Simpson are You?
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