Here’s a slightly modified version of Isaac Asimov’s Three Laws Of Robotics:
- A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there’s danger all about.
- A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.
- A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.
Now if that doesn’t make you want to go out and see I, Robot, I don’t know what will. 😉
