Conan O’Brien’s MSNBC article The Future of Television makes some bold predictions:
Toddlers’ bowls will have a television at the bottom, and children will be encouraged to eat all of their mush so they can see Morley Safer.
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Twenty-four-hour news channels, desperate for even more coverage, will conspire with NASA to alter Earth’s orbit, creating a 25-hour day. Fox News’s attempt to create a 26th hour will result in volcanic eruptions, and Bill O’Reilly will perish in a lava flow.
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In an effort to bring Red and Blue states together, one giant plasma screen, four miles high, will rise from the central Plains, visible from both coasts. In accordance with the amended Constitution, the president will be the only one with the authority to touch the remote, which a nearby Marine will carry in a briefcase.
Well worth a read… 
