The Ten Commandments, Minnesota Style 
- Der’s only one God, ya know.
- Don’t make dat fish on yer mantle an idol.
- Cussing ain’t Minnesota nice.
- Go to church–even when yer up nort.
- Honor yer folks.
- Don’t kill. Catch and release.
- Der’s only one Lena fer every Ole. No cheatin!
- If it ain’t yer Lutefisk, don’t take it.
- Don’t be braggin’ about how much snow ya shoveled.
- Keep yer mind off yer neighbor’s hotdish.
