CNN reports that according to Johnny Depp, “America is dumb, it’s like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.” I’m not sure that I can totally go with the metaphor, but it’s an amusing one, if nothing else. Depp goes on to say that he was “ecstatic [when] they re-named ‘French Fries’ as ‘Freedom Fries.’ Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.” On that note I totally agree…