Rednecks NASCAR fans everywhere are flocking to see a brown Nubian goat born with a white number three birthmark. The owners have named the goat Lil’ Dale (after the late NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt, if you are thankfully ignorant of the phenomena). Personally I’m getting tired of seeing “#3’s doing donuts in heaven” bumper stickers around here. I’m sure we’ll be seeing this damn goat doing Taco Bell commercials before long…