There will be a 2003 season for the NWFL. That’s right, the National Women’s Football League. I thought this was a joke at first, but it actually looks real…

See if you agree with this list of the 100 worst films of the 20th century. I pretty much agree with their list, although I like “Red Dawn” and “Showgirls.” Of course, I like “Red Dawn” because I saw it in the theaters when I was like 12 years old and I like “Showgirls,” well, for obvious reasons.

During a traffic stop in Ocean City, a man was arrested for calling the female officer “hon.” I just think that this is hilarious, but in all seriousness, the dumbass didn’t get arrested because of what he said but because he got out of the car and confronted the officer. And repeatedly calling her “hon” didn’t exactly endear him to the officer, apparently…

My daddy was president too.As most of you have probably heard, President Bush has created a new cabinet-level Department of Homeland Security encompassing nine departments and about 169,000 employees. Personally, I think the chances of this department being effective are pretty slim. There are enough power struggles and turf battles as it is; forcing them into one department is not an easy fix.

In other news, isn’t President Bush just the cutest little dickens? Can you believe this dolt is the leader of our nation?